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[Verse 1]
E
You got a new favourite show? Been watching HBO
F                             E
You got a new favourite show? Been watching HBO
E
You got a new favourite show? Been watching HBO
E                                                             B
You got a new favourite show? It's called Game of Thrones?

[Chorus]
        A                       E      G D
(anrgy) Well I read the fucking books!
D                         E      G D
I said I read the fucking books!

[Verse 2]
E           G      D   E                G         D
I read them years ago, so don't tell me about Jon Snow
E        G        D
'Cause I already know
E          G                D
I've got a signed copy of a Feast for Crows
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Then a six year wait for a Dance with Dragons
G
A six year wait for a Dance with Dragons
A
Waited six fucking years for a Dance with Dragons
A                                                      B A
And now you jump on the fucking bandwagon?!? Arrgh!!!

[Chorus]
        A                  E     G D
(angry) I read the fucking books!
D                        E      G D
I read the fucking books twice!
D
Don't talk to me about spoilers!
D                                          E
Winter has been coming for 16 fucking years!

[Bridge]
                                                      Em       Bm        D
(ranted over a recognizable version of the GOT theme) You motherfuckers!
Am                               Em  Bm
His name is Joffrey, not Jeffrey!
D
Get a fucking library card!
Am
or a kindle!

[Outtro]
Bm
What's wrong with you people?
Bm
No one reads any more
     Am
Your imagination is a fun place to explore
G
Go to a library or a fucking book store
F#
Take it from me, you'll enjoy the books more
Bm
Harry Potter!
Bm
The book was better
Am
The Hunger Games!
Am
The book was better
G
The Lord of the Rings!
G
The books were probably better
F#
The Cat in the Hat!
F#
The Book was better!!!
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And whilst I'm on the topic, what the fuck is with movies based on board games?
E            D
Battleship: The Movie?
E                D            E         D
D9, I sunk your battleship. Movie over! Fuck off!
E                               D
Hollywood cannot live up to the power of imagination
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Hollywood cannot live up to the power of imagination
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Hollywood cannot live up to the power of imagination
E                               D
Hollywood cannot live up to the power of YOUR imagination
E        F
Argh!